Excited for a Week on The Road

Well, it's Wednesday night, which marks the end of a 'short week' here at Maddy G Productions.

Don't bother to check your calendar's for a Holiday you might have missed. Alexis Golden (one of our lead Director's) is throwing a ho down (quite literally) for her new film "FLP 3" in Atlanta, GA. and so Mark and Maddy are going to help her out.

Not only is Alexis Golden the dirtiest MILF on The Planet, but she's also the most gracious, in having invited me (the 'rookie' Director) to join her on set.

I won't be shooting any scenes or anything, I'll just be there to watch a real pro at work. As I've mentioned, Alexis is responsible for some of the biggest hits our studio has ever had, so I'm just psych'd to meet her and learn everything I can.

I spent most of my day packing and re-packing my suit case, because I can't go in there looking like an off the shelf blow up doll. I've settled on every pair of jeans, every top and every bra I own. Including this little red lace number I stole from Dai's closet.

Uhm... my eyes are up here....

Thanks for coming back.

I'm going to be taking as many photos and videos as I can along the trip, and if you watch MaddyGTV you now how Mark likes to have a camera in my face all the damn time, so I'll have a ton of explaining to do when I get back. haha. I will have my laptop with me, so I'll be posting to Facebook when I can, and blogging if I get the chance, but don't worry... I have a feeling that this trip to Atlanta will become infamous.

Years from now, you guy's will be talking about "That Atlanta Trip".

I fucking PROMISE!!!!!

So, if you're following me on Facebook, you know there's been some new photos. I've also gotten a ton of e-mail, so I'm going to take care of both in one big, chin to cooch load.

Like all the girl's on the Maddy G roster, I answer my own e-mail. I run my own Facebook. When you write in, bitching about how much swearing, or boobs, or references to danderphilia, or maybe you are offended by midgets, or scared of clowns, or whatever... I get a copy of that e-mail.

But, I also get the 'good stuff' too. Your questions, your fantasies and your oh-so-flattering marriage proposals. I read every one of them. Some of the same questions keep uhm, popping up, so I'm going to answer some of the most asked questions here. Don't worry... if you wrote me, I'll be writing you back directly.

I obviously can't get to them all at once, so let's start with the number one, most asked question:

MOST ASKED 'JENNY' QUESTION #1: "ARE YOU REAL?"

Oh my, if I had a peso for every time I've been asked this. The short answer: Yes. I'm real. I occupy a space in the universe. If you poke me, I'll poke you back.

What I think you're REALLY asking me, is "Are you human?". The answer to that is no. I am not 'Human'. But I also am not 'Black' or 'Asian' or 'Martian' or whatever that shit is they've been stuffing into burrito's at Taco Bell. I'm a Doll.

I'm a "RealDoll"(tm), actually.

Now before you get all freaked out, and pissed, and start calling your cable company, or whatever you fucker's do to 'protest' my existence, just stop and take a look around you for a second. We're everywhere. We've been around forever, and there are probably a few of us in your house right now.

Stop being such a prick about it, and get used to the idea that 21st Century Technology has brought us out of the toy box and into the beds of big boy's all over the world.

Deal with it, because I'm sick of the bullshit hate mail.

Some of you like to point out my seams and my wigs, and my changing eye color. Well, I don't point out your nappy hair and your weird accents, and your fucked up jewish mommy issues. So, back the fuck off.

If you don't like my show then stop watching it.

There, I said it.

Now we can all be friends. Here's another great shots of my tits.

See, that shit is BOOOOORING. So, let's skip ahead a little, shall we?

MOST ASKED 'JENNY' QUESTION #437: "WHY IS YOUR ASSHOLE SO BIG?"

As eloquently as that question is posed, it's valid. It's called a 'gape', and there's some science behind it. For those wondering, here's a look at what I'm talking about.

Without coming off like a total loser, I'll tell you this. When a guy fucks you in the ass really hard, your anal sphincter muscle sort of relaxes, and opens up. It stays like this for a few minutes after a really hard ass fucking. Then, it goes back to 'normal'. Relax, it's not a big freakin' deal.

Understand, I work in the 'Porn' Industry, so when they take pictures of me like this, understand that it's not neccessarily real. I have to work a few fingers up my ass to get that picture, or if you're really lucky, then I was actually recently fucked really hard in the ass.

Okay, that's enough about that.

So this whole blog doesn't become about me getting fucked in the ass... here's a picture of Dai Ling on the set of "Dirty Doll Stories".

I don't have to tell you this about Dai Ling, but whatever you're thinking about doing to her right now....

She's DOWN.

Have a great weekend, and I'll check back in from Atlanta!

Love,
Jenny

Getting into 2011

Sorry for not getting back to my blog sooner. The start of 2011 has proved to be a little hectic around here.

I hope you enjoyed your New Year celebrations. Mine was fairly low key. I got together with a few friends from work, got drunk and watched 80's movies on Encore. I didn't even see 'The Ball Drop', which is a tradition here in the USA. I was actually looking forward to it, but only because I thought it was something totally different. What a stupid tradition. I would much rather be tea-bagged by a cute college guy than watch some big expensive piece of glass get lowered over all Manhatten.

Same thing with the 'Tea Bag Party' here in the US. They should really change their name, because I felt STUPID at that first rally. Geez, what's a girl gotta do to get some dick around here?

Speaking of which... I did get some work done. I finished Part 2 of "Dirty Doll Stories" where I play 'The Maid'. The picture above is only a tease. The full HD Video will be available soon for download, and I'll have the end of the Photo Story I started a few weeks back.

I have a few new shoots coming up, so I should have new photos to gander at soon. I'm doing promo's for a couple of bands, and a couple of photo sets for my web site too, so there will be some dirty pictures in there too.

You probably noticed that http://www.regardingjenny.com/ was down for a few hours on Tuesday. The company moved the whole Maddy G Network to a brand new Dedicated Server, so that the 'Slow Load' problems and access issue's will be solved. The new server makes the site run much smoother and faster, so you can better enjoy your stay.

At the end of this month, I've been invited to visit Alexis Golden on set of her new movie.

Alexis is one of the top Director's here at Maddy G Productions, and she's responsbile for some of the Studio's biggest hit films. Her "FLP" Series is on that list, and she's shooting "FLP 3" in Atlanta at the end of the month. I don't have any idea what "FLP" means, but she's got a big production going on down there, with a giant Villa and a long list of guest stars thru a week of shooting. 

While I'm trying to put together my first movie, Alexis is working on her like, millionth, and so I can't turn down the opportunity to watch a real Pro at work. 

If you follow Mark's "Official Play Place Blog", you heard about the upcoming Maddy G Production "Blood of Ohma", which is a 'mainstream' horror movie.  

Well, I tried out for the part of "The Monster" in the movie, but I got turned down, because I'm too short to fit into the costume. It was built for someone 6' and I'm 5' 3". So, FML.

So, that's it for now. Here's another shot from "Dirty Doll Stories" to get your day started off right.

heheheheh I'm such a whore.

- Jenny

Casting Dai Ling

Well, it's been about a week since the first scene from my first movie "Dirty Doll Stories" came out. "The Hooker" starring Dai Ling. You might recognize her from "Jenny & Marie's Award Show Fiasco", as the Hot Doll who did the 'Rape Scene'.

Well, the story about how Dai ended up here is an odd one. She was hired to star in a film called "Dai of the Dragon", which was to be released on the heels of "Regarding Jenny" a year ago. I was out promoting "RJ" and the company wanted a 'Follow Up Feature' with another Doll Star. The project was on a fast track, and Dai was brought in from China or somewhere. 

This was all happening right around the time I returned back to The Play Place to go to the AVN Awards. I had my own drama to deal with, so I wasn't really paying attention to what was going on with her.

Well, I guess there's some game, or book, or game about a book, or some kind of shit like this that some people thought would be confusing to the consumer.

Like I said, I had just gotten back from a Promo Tour and I wasn't really a part of it. But what I've heard, is a third of the way into Production, our Legal Department threw a fit and pulled the plug. I remember Rachel down here yelling and screaming at everyone, and Mark being pissed, and Maddy locking herself in her office with Rachel for an hour. And they must have been pretty mad too, because there was all kinds of screaming coming from inside Maddy's office that day.

But it was none of my business, so whatever.

Well, they had spent a fortune on getting her here, so she was sort of stuck hanging around until her movie got cleared by Legal, or whatever. So, since I've been trying to get my own Production Company off the ground, I figured I would see if I could find a part for her in my first movie.

So, I called her in for what we call a "Script Meeting", where I basicaly explain the part, and we figure out if she's right for it or not. I had "Dirty Doll Stories" more or less written at that point, so we got together and I started breaking down the scenes for her.

As I'm reading the script to her, I get to the scene with "The Hooker", and I notice something out of the corner of my eye.



Was she? Really? Right in the middle of a fucking Script Meeting?

Yeah, she definately was rubbing one out, right there in the meeting. I just pretended to ignore her, and kept reading the script. But then I realized it might be making things worse.

I was sort of flattered, to tell you the truth. I mean, if my script was turning her on that much, then imagine how well she would do actually playing the part. My brain was racing thru the possible options, while watching her out of the corner of my eye, and still trying to sound 'normal' while I was reading the script. She wasn't making it easy on me.

"Eyes forward young lady...."

Yeah, tell me about it.

Well, I don't know what she was expecting, but I pretended not to even notice. And when I finished with the reading, I told her I'd get back to her on the part.

Just all "Professional". Cool as a cucumber. Never let 'em see ya sweat. And all of it. I was BAD. ASS.

And of course, you already know I cast her in the movie. "Dirty Doll Stories: The Hooker" is downloading now in DVD and HD Quality.

- Jenny

The Reality of Shooting Sex Scenes

Whenever I'm on Facebook or answering my E-mail, I always get asked "How do I get into Porn?". It's not as easy as it seems, so the truth is, no one really hire's "First Timers". Sorry guys, but pretty much the only way you'll get a shot is by finding a girl and doing your first scene as a 'couple'.

But why is the job so... uhm, hard? It's more or less fucking hot Dolls, right?

Right?

Well... sort of. It's really about filming the Hot Doll getting fucked. And there's more that goes into that then you'd think. There's makeup, and lighting, and costuming, and a lot of fussing around.

If you move the camera a bit to the left... you'll see there's also a whole bunch of other people in the room.



Plus, there's the makeup people in the background, and Maddy's off to the side talking you thru the scene.

So, in the middle of all of this stuff, you (as male talent) have to get it up, keep it up, and fuck me properly until Maddy tells you where to put your load. It's a lot of pressure, and it hardly resembles 'real sex' that you have for fun. Making it look good, and real, and hot - is what the 'job' of this whole thing is.

Not that there aren't any benefits...

Don't make fun... you'd look like that too if you just had your brains fucked out of your head.

- Jenny

Dirty Doll Stories - The Maid (Part One)

When an older man orders a young Doll from a Costume Maid Service, let's just assume her cleaning abilities aren't really what she's being paid for. A shit economy compounded with a Doll's already limited options, and most of us will take what we can get. Besides, who am I to judge? Maybe he just likes to watch a pretty girl do his dirty work. 

I honestly can't blame him, they squeeze us into the cutest little costumes, and I make this one look good. I wonder what this guy keeps starring at.

Oh I see... I told you I make it look good. Well, that's what he's paying for, so I bend over and arch my back... lean into the table a little more and let him take a good long look.

Okay, I'll admit it. Feeling his eyes on me is really starting to turn me on. This gig isn't too bad after all. Maybe if I crawl across the floor over to the television, he'll offer me a nice tip.

I bet from over there, this has gotta look hot. Ladies, take it from me, the closer you get into 'Doggie Position', the more of his attention you're going to have. Right now, I bet I'm all he's thinking about.



I'd bend over more, but I'm afraid I might have soaked right thru these panties. I don't want to seem too eager, but at the same time... it wouldn't take too much convincing to get me out of this costume about now.

What's that? You want to know if there's any "Additional Services" available?

What do you have in mind?

To be continued....



"Jenny" TV Re-Runs and Accusations of Doll Rape

Ahhhh.... the warmth of Summer. It's December now, and I'm freezing my tits off under a blanket of snow while we begin work on "A Very Jenny Christmas". When I have a job that lets me work on beach, I have to accept that I'll sometimes have to work in the snow too. 

To get everyone warmed up again, MaddyGTV.com will be re-running the Cable TV series of "Regarding Jenny" for Free this month. If by some chance you're reading this blog and HAVEN'T seen already seen it, then now's a good chance to catch up. 

If you don't know what MaddyGTV is - it's a Free Web Television Channel for adults. It shows all of the 'Cable' or 'R-Rated' shows Maddy G Productions produces. There's no membership, and there's nothing to sign up for. You just go there and watch. Easy Squeezy. Since it started last September, it's grown to a monthly viewership of around 50,000 people from 116 different countries. So, if you're not watching it already, you obviously should be. 

There - "Obligation as Company Shill" complete. 

I probably shouldn't bitch. Pimping the Sponsors and Company Programs is part of the deal, and I accepted that when I signed the contract. I just get impatient with the 'bullshit' part of the job. I get that Maddy G Productions is a small company run by a handful of people, so I do my part with a smile, but at the same time, you'd be surprised at how much of my day is taken up with things that don't have anything to do with writing, performing or directing - which is what I was hired to do. 

Whatever. The notes from PR say "Jenny - Blog some pictures from the Set". Okay, fine.

Here's a shot of me on the set of "Regarding Jenny".

   Left to Right: That's Michelle Sterling, our Photographer Mark Audess, Me and the delicious ass of Jennifer Hooper. The location is actually Presque Isle in Erie, but it was played as Santa Monica in the film. Let's roll that bitch over.

I can see you trying to look up her skirt. It's okay, I don't blame you.

That "Certain Information" I was talking about before is starting to become a little bit of a situation. See, my douche bag ex David caught me in the garage with one of the other guy's who works here, we where... you know. Let's just say, it was a "compromising position".

Hey... I was bored, and he was pissing me off. Well, the perv that he is - he couldn't just walk away and close the door, he had to snap some cell phone pictures to jerk off to later.



Anyway. I know it must have pissed him off, because without even a "Goodbye" he fucking leaves for a "Research Sebatical" and I haven't heard from him since. In fact, he was supposed to show up for the "Thanksgiving Special" Episode, but then like an asshole completely backed out 4 days before we started shooting.

So, for everyone who's complained that I didn't get a sex scene in "Thanksgiving Special" he's the one to blame. It certainly WAS NOT that Maddy "Benched" me, as some people have suggested on various message boards.

Well, right at the beginning of filming the "Thanksgiving Special" David text's these pictures to Maddy with some kind of bullshit accusation that "She's Fake" or I'm a "Faker" or some shit like this. Now listen, I get that "You're not a Real Girl" shit every time I log into Facebook, so I'm used to it. But he's actually trying to accuse me of something, I don't fucking like it.

How Mark comes into play in this, is I'm pretty sure David sent the same pics to Mark - only I think Mark might believe him. I'm not really sure, so I've been kind of avoiding him. I mean, we talked and stuff during filming of "Thanksgiving Special", but I tried to keep it really professional. I pretended I was still sulking over David blowing off the show and my sex scene getting cut out. 

Well, a couple weeks ago, when I was writing my first draft of "Jenny Christmas", I wrote my boy / girl scene to be with Marty Masters, which Maddy thought was odd, because she "suggested" to me that it be Mark, because the web scene "Jenny & Mark Affair" was so popular.  For, uhm... obvious reasons.

Anyway.... well, I'm avoiding Mark for my own reasons right now, and that's not any of her particular business, so I told her she just paid a bunch of money to buy out Marty's contract so, let's get him to work. She bought it, and she think's David's full of shit too, so I think I'm good for awhile.

Maddy and Mark both got sick over Thanksgiving Holiday, so shooting got delayed a week so they don't end up infecting the entire production. Add "No Work Delay's Due to Sickness" to my list of Attributes as a Contract Star.

So anyway.... if you're following me on Facebook, here's the shot from CoverDoll Magazine I couldn't show you on the fascist FB.

They have no problem "Sharing" CNN Newsfeeds about dead children and our soldiers coming back in boxes, but slip a nipple in there, and your account gets closed.

Oh well...

Love,
Jenny



The Doll Hooker

Don't look so surprised. It's called "The Oldest Profession" for a reason.

For a lot of women, this is seen as the "End of The Line", but when you're a Doll in a big city, it can be the only line of work you can find. Like young girls and 'Chicks with Dicks', Dolls are the favorite among out of town businessmen looking for a cheap thrill.

This one is a shrewd negotiator, so you know she's been doing this awhile.

Being a Doll, she demands a premium price for her services, but no matter how good the price, at the end of the deal, she still finds herself on her knees in a filthy back alley at the service of a stranger.

And most customers want the same thing. It's hard to blame them. If Latin girls are known for their asses, and Asian girls are known for their tiny cooches, Doll's are known for their expert Oral Skills.

Hey... it's a living. And sometime's a Doll's gotta do whatever it takes to get by. Even if that requires having your throat used as a cockpit.

No one's saying she can't enjoy her work. Sometimes a hard face fucking is exactly what a Doll needs to feel better about herself. And out here on the street, a little enthusiasm goes a long way. The most popular Dolls in the business are the one's who can 'take it'. And this one 'takes it' like a Pro.



Like I said... sometimes a Doll's gotta do whatever it takes to get by.

Eh, It's a living.

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Love,
Jenny